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书迷正在阅读：睡了男朋友室友以后 , 往后余生，缘来是你 , 末日的尽头是垃圾场 , 六界第一玛丽苏 , 盛宠军婚：腹黑老公撩上瘾！ , 万人迷渣受改造计划快穿 , 婚后每天都真香[穿书] , 温暖印记 , 穿书后嫁给老男人 , 崽佬的小菜园[星际] , [综]琴酒今天又在做慈善 , 在末世大女主文里当万人迷女配(NPH)
特别喜欢揪他的头发，真是受不了。“咳……”不远处传来女人的咳嗽声。张仲文警觉地抬头，却看见阳光明媚百合盛开的阳台躺椅上，裹着一件浴巾的蔡丽艳正在仰着头吸烟。“Yellatme.now,please!”蔡丽眼的眼圈黑黑的，脸色铁青，神色很憔悴。“What?”张仲文扯起被单，盖住耿鸣的屁股，疑惑地问。“I’mheretoshowersomeholy-dragon-levelpoisonousva,abuse,swearhumiliationorsomethinglikethese.Kyle,bringiton.Iamallyourstoday.”蔡丽眼凄楚地看了一眼似乎被mama表情吓到的张匣姑，低头沉吟。“Sowhatdidyoustealanyway?Isleepwithcops,asyousee.Iputsomewordtotheirassesandwhentheydefecateonyourface,youwillfullyenjoymytendernessandesswhichrepresentoureternalfaithfullove!蔡丽艳目光呆滞地看着那将息的烟头，挠了挠脖子，哑着嗓子说：“Ipassedoutatnowherestnightandwakeupataicthism.”“So?”张仲文不悦地皱眉头。“ThedoctorsaidIampregnant…twomonths.”“Sowhat’sthefuckmatterwithme?”“I’mpanigandIneedhearingsomebitchysnap.”“Yeah.What’sagayex-husbandfor?”蔡丽艳耸了一下肩膀，掐死了烟，呼了一口气，慢悠悠地说：“Goon.Givememore!Harderandquicker!”“Doyouhaveanyideaaboutwho’sthefather?”“75?wouldbeRichard.25%Johnny.Whicharebothmybosses.”“Gee.Screwthebaby.Didyougetthepromotionornot?”“No.I’vegotaproposalfromRickard,stweek.”“Isherich?”“paretomyex?No.”“Doesheknowabout……”“Beingawito.Beingabitch,yes.”“Soyou